you need to go over to the school and talk to them. or purchase some orange cones to cone off the end of your driveway with a note that says, “DO NOT PARK YOUR CAR HERE. (or else).”
1st: Roofing nails. Always works! Casually walk around the car with a handful of roofing nails and “inconspicuously” drop them around a couple of the tires (for the obvious reason, be sure to pick them up after all cars have left). A well-concealed file also works real well when etched on any part of car (will instantly give you a warm-an-fuzzy feeling of satisfaction).
2nd: Record the license plate for additional future abuse. A.h. should remain on your sh. list in perpetuity (you’re not part sicilian-italian for nothing). OMERTA!(look it up).
3rd: Confront, and let a.h. know that you were late to an appointment (lying here is okay); therefore, “I’m sorry” sucks.
4th: Question why a.h. thinks it’s okay to park in front of “anyone’s” driveway. ( Do not be surprised. The answer will affirm why a.h. is an a.h.)
4th: Call me and I’ll kill her/his offspring and the dog and I will eat it…
Love, dad
aka/Godfather
e said,
March 19, 2009 @ 12:33 pm
you need to go over to the school and talk to them. or purchase some orange cones to cone off the end of your driveway with a note that says, “DO NOT PARK YOUR CAR HERE. (or else).”
admin said,
March 19, 2009 @ 1:58 pm
I was thinking I would just put a giant cutout of you there with one of your sexy growly faces
Dad said,
March 19, 2009 @ 5:26 pm
1st: Roofing nails. Always works! Casually walk around the car with a handful of roofing nails and “inconspicuously” drop them around a couple of the tires (for the obvious reason, be sure to pick them up after all cars have left). A well-concealed file also works real well when etched on any part of car (will instantly give you a warm-an-fuzzy feeling of satisfaction).
2nd: Record the license plate for additional future abuse. A.h. should remain on your sh. list in perpetuity (you’re not part sicilian-italian for nothing). OMERTA!(look it up).
3rd: Confront, and let a.h. know that you were late to an appointment (lying here is okay); therefore, “I’m sorry” sucks.
4th: Question why a.h. thinks it’s okay to park in front of “anyone’s” driveway. ( Do not be surprised. The answer will affirm why a.h. is an a.h.)
4th: Call me and I’ll kill her/his offspring and the dog and I will eat it…
Love, dad
aka/Godfather
admin said,
March 19, 2009 @ 6:34 pm
maybe you should invest in some anger management classes…hehe
Dad said,
March 20, 2009 @ 12:09 pm
ANGER MANAGEMENT! ANGER MANAGEMENT! ANGER MANAGEMENT!
@#$%&*?)&^@!.(*% — Why?